Welcome!

Mr. President,

We are the "United States". Our united states will continue undisturbed.

Congratulations, Sir!

Warm regards,

Jeseppi Trade Wildfeather

Long Gone

Mr President,

It is time to say goodbye.

The following are two statements you made while in office that in my opinion you will be best remembered.

"You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror."
CBS News, Washington DC, 6 September, 2006

"I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office."
Washington DC, 12 May, 2008

I think the second statement is untrue. Smart people already know what is going on inside the Oval Office since you have already been long gone for eight years.

Cordially,

Wildfeather